What’s cooking this weekend, guys? Can I interest you in a bowl of comforting vegan chilli? It’s easy to make, yet tastes delicious, especially if you make it a day ahead. DON’T let the list of ingredients intimidate you. Yes, I know it is long, but once you look closely, most of them are dried spices, which you are bound to have in your arsenal anyway.
It’s a miracle I have any pictures for this recipe as our lovely cat, Tina, is a touch understimulated these days and makes my working days a nightmare. We’ve had fairly sunny weather recently and I do my best to kick her out, but she is a cunning creature and always manages to outfox me. Today she turned up downstairs demanding to be played with again a mere 5 minutes after me kicking her out. I was confused as to how she got in. It turns out that I left my bedroom window open upstairs and as she is an extremely good climber, she climbed up the conservatory and made short work of it too. Argh… Tina I do have to work to put biscuits in your bowl, you know? ‘Don’t worry, hooman, I will just chase your camera cables when you are not looking, creating a tripping hazard or bringing the whole set down on my own head…’ Yup, that nearly happened…
There is another piece to this understimulated cat story that I have not yet told you. So Tina has been reluctant to go outside because of Hilter. Yes, you heard right. Hilter is a very mean neighbour’s cat who has a habit of bullying all of the cats in this area, especially the female ones. The previous tenant of our house also had a cat, an extremely timid (by comparison, Tina is super outgoing) little thing. Because the house has no cat flap and her owner was at work during the day, she would leave a tiny utility room window open for her cat during the day so that her cat can come in and out. One day she came home to find her cat bleeding and the house in a state. The same thing happened one or two more times and it later transpired that it was Hilter who used the utility room window to enter the house and bully this girl’s cat in her own house!!
As I work from home, I don’t have the same issue, but whenever I let Tina out she ends up with scratches on her nose and she appears quite keen to get back in. At one point, I heard a massive cat fight going on downstairs. I ran out as did the neighbour whose cat it is. We saw Tina hiding under a car and the neighbour’s cat scampering away as we both shouted. I said to her that her cat is attacking mine, to which she replied that it is definitely the other way round, despite all the evidence to the contrary and previous similar issues with other neighbourhood cats. It was at this point when I heard her call his name and I am pretty sure it was Hitler (I am not 100% sure but that would have been a fitting name so I’m sticking with it).
So we are at an impasse. If she was a reasonable and honest (!) human being, we could maybe come to some kind of arrangement whereby we let our cats out at different times, but as she clearly isn’t, Tina is spending an awful amount of time at home. If she had her way, she would play the game of string (chasing one up and down the stairs) all the bloody time, which is a great cardio workout for her, but not something I can do and work at the same time. I hope she will be braver at exploring the wood our house is backing onto once spring comes as no matter how mean Hitler appears to be, I bet he is a mummy’s boy after all 😉 .